November 2011
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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October 2011
2 posts
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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August 2011
1 post
Aug 3rd
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June 2011
36 posts
Paano kaya pag naging teacher ko si Vice?
VICE: Okay class get one whole sheet of paper. STUDENT: Sir may quiz? VICE: Hindi wala! Hatiin niyo lang, gawin niyong 1/2! Tapos hatiin niyo yang 1/2, 1/4 na! Yehey! Tapos pagdikitin niyo ulit, 1 whole na ulit! Mga adik tayo sa school! Trip trip lang! O kaya lukutin niyo tapos batuhin niyo ko, babuyin niyo ko!  magkalat tayo! 
Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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When somebody says, "expect the unexpected", slap...
tumblr-funniest:
Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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Instead na bumili na lang sya ng Rose para ibigay...
baby-owl: Ansaya nun diba? Hahaha. :”) CUTE nI SHONE <3
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
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CRUEL STORY !
kamotengsaging: BF & GF met an accident. BF survived GF died. GF beg for a second life because she loves his BF so much. Request granted living in another body. The girl met his BF again they were dating until the night his BF said. Know what? Your actions seem familiar You’re like one of the girl I used to play with But she’s dead because I planned it :( oh my! tsk tsk tsk!!! SHIT BOY!! 
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
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My sister walks in my room. She has one pillow...
sparks-and-lightning: I’m starring at her :
Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 5th
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Jun 5th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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First love comes with first heartbreak.
ientan:
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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ang alamat ng WAKA-WAKA
meowiemeow: noong unang panahon, sina Pedro at Juan ay gumagawa ng homework na tungkol sa geography. nainis si Pedro kasi hindi makita ni Juan ang Africa sa mapa. P: (kinuha ang mapa) amin na, mina. J: eh eh, wag ka wag ka, eh eh. P: amin na, mina. Sa kalewa. J: alam na, ah ah. P: amin na, mina. J: eh eh, wag ka wag ka, eh eh. P: amin na, mina, sa kalewa. coz this is Africa. REBLOG IF:...
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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You probably don't know or remember but
ithoughtitwaslove:
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
April 2011
42 posts
THE EX
Girl: Your new girlfriend is pretty. (I bet she stole your heart)
Boy: Yeah...she is. (But you're still the most beautiful girl I know.)
Girl: I heard she's funny and amazingg. (Everything I wasn't.)
Boy: She sure is. (But she is nothing compared to you.)
Girl: I bet you know everything about her by now. (Like you knew everything about me.)
Boy: Only the stuff that counts. (I can't even remember half the stuff she says because I'm too busy thinking of you.)
Girl: Well, I hope you guys last. (Because we never did.)
Boy: I hope we do too. (Whatever happened to me and you?)
Girl: Well, I gotta go. (Before I start to cry.)
Boy: Yeah...me too. (I hope you don't cry.)
Girl: Bye... (I still love you)
Boy: Later... (I never stopped.)
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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